bonjour& au revoir

2008-04-30T20:50:00.000-07:00

i realised i jus doubled my blogposts... like lol?

hais. got alot more pics. i onli post related to sch one but then. i dun think got enuff space put all )=

lol'd when im free i'll write bout me life bahh... and today rly sux T_T

2008-04-30T20:46:00.000-07:00

the siao kow on the right. is holding a cow's eyeball. i hate bio %_#

yea pics pics. eyeball so fun.

yexun is pro (-:

same guy. LOLS he can suddenly get high anywhr and start freezing one~~!!

well now tat we all in sec 4 liaos... XD

2008-04-30T20:42:00.000-07:00

the above 2 is some dead snake that ppls dangle with a stick. yea in my sch...

the day after mas selamat escaped.. during me sch assembly.

lols! too bad i cant post the noise there. everyone screaming like ki siao monkey liddat.

model ASEan sabbactical ^_^

2008-04-30T20:40:00.001-07:00

LOL this are from THIMUN. model united nations. and its supposed to be formal one. wtf?

2008-04-30T20:35:00.000-07:00

oh. yea tat one is a heart.

master bah trying head stand

mr mole getting owned

lol?

ehh this one horr. i duno whether is real one or toy... T_T

2008-04-30T20:32:00.000-07:00

our dear ball dancer

portfolio - rmb the idiot from magazine?

concentrate on the line below "emergency exit" bah

hi

oh. i think dis is the heart we'r supposed to cut. ((=

2008-04-30T20:18:00.000-07:00

well heres to all:

Im back. c'mon clap (=

ok. i realised the last post was wad... september 2007?
oh crap...

okies firstly i wanna say this is definitely the worst mayday ever. i got grounded. not for doing something wrong. but cos... nvm long story

so sry to u guys (nxt time bah) xD

ok. as i stay rotting at home. i tot reviving this thing is a good idea.

so im gonna jus post some interesting photos i took over the last erm... 8 months of me mia LOL

2007-09-18T08:12:00.000-07:00

i came back from sch today, and i jus made the most amazing discovery in my life!
that the last time i blogged was lightyears ago...

okay cut the crap. cos i have more to say about yesterday.
bio test.
i mugged like some idiot and i think i can only do well enough to pass. i hope so as i didnt fail in secondary school b4. yea, so i dun wanna experience the thrill of failing.

i was full of determination to mug my best for chem and i did do so, and today, ku-chu-ki rukia could only give us a paper that i could do w/o even reading the environment notes.

"class, there is one question in MCQ with the answer provided. pls do not attempt to do that question."

i turned to that page and laughed so badly i guess i couldnt write properly after tat. didnt noe wad got into me.

i aint have much time, so part b of my amazing life will be posted 24 hrs later. do catch life and exclusive here. kthxbai MUG.

2007-08-08T05:14:00.000-07:00

today morning started off like crap

the rehearsals which i conveniently failed to turn up ensured that i was kicked out of ndp squad.
but hey no one told me its a march w/o instruments, so well...
i win.

anyway watched the 2nd half of the uniform groups marching and i must say, scouts totally pooned. those who want to get a better idea of how epic their failure was, feel free to get the video from me at SGD$2.00. Faked enthusiasm will unfortunately not be accepted as an excuse to provide malaysian ringgit instead of SGD.

the concert followed. i didn't really know wads happening as i was looking at some guy playing some soccer game on his laptop in LT4. i must admit, hes good. well known too, judging by the large number of people congregating there.

concert ended and i sort of slacked at poolside for a while. brandon and gang's bio class finished late enough, but they had to get some marks from miss ting so well...
its not really a pretty sight, i assure u

when its over, we tried our best to get to cineleisure a.s.a.p, well got sort of delayed as some lorry crashed while we were flagging a taxi, haiz wad a trivial matter. well guess it doesnt matter.

no. but it matters more than your face.

i NEARLY DIED from the crash omg. imagine all the people who are gonna p0n sch to turn up for my funeral? its gonna cause a serious traffic jam and stuff. we flagged a taxi, it swerved beautifully and a lorry turned sharply to avoid a fatal disaster.
nice try. it hit the side walk and a few pieces of idunnowadshyt broken stuff shot past us.

i mean wtf?
i was like, why didn't i capture that on my phone ?
i nearly died.
well the rest of the people too but that doesnt rely matter , but i nearly died i was like 10 cm away from the crash.

had mixed feelings. wad a sensational incident. i like. 10/10. need for speed is made for drivers like you. u haf my respects.

oh yea i was also worried for the drivers' safety.

anyway after that the lady from the lorry wanted us to be her witnesses. i seriously dun gif a shyt cos i din want the driver to be reported to the police.

No. I just wanted to get to the cinema faster. anyway in the end a few of us gave her their numbers for future contacts.

well if she called, i think the chances of me answerings' about as much as that of chia ling joining choir.

rush hour 3 is nice, even though the director made every attempt possible to rush for 1 hour, the movie managed to last 1h 20+mins.
impressive. and i mean it.
action, humour and suspense. matchable to POTC if it had been longer.

im not gonna spoil cos its too nice u shld jus watch it yourself

went home after that, had dinner and wrote this.

relatives coming from overseas later and staying at my house. gonna fail physics and math le, sure play till no time study.
well i'll try to pass.
the chances is slim though, and i is bound to fail.
but 3e:
lets get a higher msg together for a brighter future in term 3!

fat hope.

2007-08-01T06:31:00.000-07:00

i shall blog about my life.

disclaimer:
1. please get your parents or other members of your family to stay by your side should you continue to read, should your parents fall asleep too, read point 2.
2. hate letters pertaining to not being able to wake up for school will not be, in anyway possible, entertained.
3. like the great verbalist MOUTH, i had a deprived childhood, but i could not express my feelings through writing, because i cant.
4. lastly, should u flame me for this, i might consider crying

Warning: HIGHLY SLEEP INDUCING

For my life

it was a normal day, we had exchange students from some schoold in china. I think our class had to host a group of them as they attended two of our lessons
ang she can felt that one of them is rather kawaii, although in an epic attempt in trying not to hurt his feelings, i shall reserve my comments.
he later told me that he is sharing his life-long passion with audition with them and feels quite proud that one of them knows about it.

now moving on to recess,
i bought pau, in an attempt to save some money.
was tempted to but noodles, but queue was longer than shaun lum's hair, so gave up

went for assembly, i think i have spoken enough on this in my previous post.
i actually had a speck of hope, maybe as much as wailook hoped his bird would start flying again, that maybe i was wrong. for once.

well, i am wrong. in the above statement i meant.

i saw MOUTH yawning, and thought i might sleep, because i can,
but the exchange students sitting behind me were engaging in such a enlightening discussion that chengaik managed to stop sneezing.

"wahhss zat gamme call?"
"counterstrike"
"orh. c.ass ar dui bu dui? cunterstrike"

brilliant.

anyway i missed chia ling's concert and felt sad.
no cheng aik, i will not cry you all a river.

thus with the assembly topic out of my mind conveniently (be proud kala) 5 minuits after i left the auditorium, i heard something familiar.

it sounded brilliant
it sounded exciting
it sounded louder than cheng aiks' sneezes
it sounded like "bond boon"

i located the source of the sound with considerable ease (cheng aik were standing at the door and emo beh was aiming a short on my head in a pathetic attempt to lower my IQ)

my phone was out and the incident was over with the arrival of the the father whose daughter emphasised the importance of newton's 3 laws of motion.

with much difficulty and disguise, i left the class.

before you start clapping, i would like to thank you for reading.

you have done the unpossible
you have survived
you will not be given a medal

the 1 minuit video of the bonding session will be protected with my life. i shall not post it, because the MOUTH says i can.

pour mon vie

2007-07-28T00:28:00.000-07:00

thought i shld tok more about assemblies...

personally, i feel tat we would not haf to endure 2 periods of rong yi fag every thurs afternoon had there been no assembly

so wad are assemblies for?

some may argue tat its for discussing of urgent matters at hand, while others treat it as a laughathon, fagging along and wasting time.

"goo mournin chairmeh an pa-aaalist, im lu xiao hengg fwom toooB" (theres nothing wrong wif my typing)

well its good mourning to his pride den, as half of the auditorium erupts into laughter.

they win and mr lu (referring to xiao heng thank you very much) turns into an epic fail.

but wads happening to the other half not laughing, are they so absorbed into the appreciation of foreign accent tat they dun find it funny?

no, they dont

or rather, they cant.

personally, i do not rely find assemblies tat boring, if they bother to listen, theres definitely smth worth learning.

like how to deliver a highly exceptional version of our sch song

we know you win.

there exists another group of ppl though.

if u think tat the battle between cheng aik and fitting his uniform is an epic struggle,

then i mus be trembling under the immense weight of finding out why some ppls seem so passive?

for 2 years in hci, i dun find the assembly toks a source of childhood fantasies at all,

but some people dun even bother to get a toilet cubicle before they plunge into their sacred acts

who says u nid to be listening to the chairmeh an pa-aalist to be a winner?

i can assure you tat the poor lad above is definitely not as inexperienced as he looks,

but tat prooved to be an eye-opening experience.

according to verbalists, he wins, because i dun

2007-07-21T20:06:00.000-07:00

k friday was quite memorable, it was normal and so was har

i jus love the look on his face after he grabbed his victim... its priceless (this was quite long ago but it reflects his fetish i guess...

anw, craps aside, its judo finals

din wan go support but its compulsory

so went toa payoh eat 1st and saw dis

ok i get it... anw dis was from a store selling breakfast stuff...

so went to the sports hall... lum played my phone and i slacked around

the match was more exciting than i expected

prize giving after the whole thing, my sch won A and C div boys, well congrats i guess

well guess it was overall intersting,

but many were jus...

went home after tat and slacked all the way till i slept, like the guy above (except without specs)

good dae one and all...

screwed...

2007-07-17T02:21:00.000-07:00

haiz, bio was expected, its so screwed i shant comment anymore...

anw, on the brighter side, i haf some pics from the bonding sessions in my class to share ^_^

It was a fine day as usual, wailook got horny so...

he got a gang and they decided to rape some1

then comes erjia asking for comments from the victim.

well, its quite obvious wads he reaching for...

i guess this is the aftermath?

i would luv to post more, but the pics are jus too gruesome to be viewed by the general public

3E is seriously turning out to be a battlefield. we haf alrdy witnessed some of the epic bonds and this is jus a start to wads more to come? i hope so- my camera's always rdy ^_^

At last...

2007-07-14T01:33:00.000-07:00

i haf a blog... i felt siended while revising bio so decided to make 1
well, i am veri lazy so dun think will update much
but i will try...yeah try
kk so happy blogging ^_^