Wednesday, August 1, 2007 Y 6:31 AM
i shall blog about my life.
disclaimer:
1. please get your parents or other members of your family to stay by your side should you continue to read, should your parents fall asleep too, read point 2.
2. hate letters pertaining to not being able to wake up for school will not be, in anyway possible, entertained.
3. like the great verbalist MOUTH, i had a deprived childhood, but i could not express my feelings through writing, because i cant.
4. lastly, should u flame me for this, i might consider crying
Warning: HIGHLY SLEEP INDUCING
For my life
it was a normal day, we had exchange students from some schoold in china. I think our class had to host a group of them as they attended two of our lessons
ang she can felt that one of them is rather kawaii, although in an epic attempt in trying not to hurt his feelings, i shall reserve my comments.
he later told me that he is sharing his life-long passion with audition with them and feels quite proud that one of them knows about it.
now moving on to recess,
i bought pau, in an attempt to save some money.
was tempted to but noodles, but queue was longer than shaun lum's hair, so gave up
went for assembly, i think i have spoken enough on this in my previous post.
i actually had a speck of hope, maybe as much as wailook hoped his bird would start flying again, that maybe i was wrong. for once.
well, i am wrong. in the above statement i meant.
i saw MOUTH yawning, and thought i might sleep, because i can,
but the exchange students sitting behind me were engaging in such a enlightening discussion that chengaik managed to stop sneezing.
"wahhss zat gamme call?"
"counterstrike"
"orh. c.ass ar dui bu dui? cunterstrike"
brilliant.
anyway i missed chia ling's concert and felt sad.
no cheng aik, i will not cry you all a river.
thus with the assembly topic out of my mind conveniently (be proud kala) 5 minuits after i left the auditorium, i heard something familiar.
it sounded brilliant
it sounded exciting
it sounded louder than cheng aiks' sneezes
it sounded like "bond boon"
i located the source of the sound with considerable ease (cheng aik were standing at the door and emo beh was aiming a short on my head in a pathetic attempt to lower my IQ)
my phone was out and the incident was over with the arrival of the the father whose daughter emphasised the importance of newton's 3 laws of motion.
with much difficulty and disguise, i left the class.
before you start clapping, i would like to thank you for reading.
you have done the unpossible
you have survived
you will not be given a medal
the 1 minuit video of the bonding session will be protected with my life. i shall not post it, because the MOUTH says i can.
pour mon vie
